Happy Friday hope this makes you smile.
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
9. I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”
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